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Nothing is about to change!

The Revolution is here!

Nobody called me when I had this revelation.

A few guys on the boards hated with me.

Lyle told me to STFU. 

I might have had a beer or two.

But the key thing is, I had a revelation today, and everything you've been told about muscle is a lie! 

That's right, it's true. The revolution begins right here!

Now, I have a BS degree from college, so that makes me an authority. As an authority, I'm here to tell you that everything you've been told your entire life ever about weight training is a lie.

I'm going to clue you in on a secret so big, so astounding, that once you hear it, you'll never stop thinking about how great I am, not once ever.

Since I'm an authority, I was thinking today, "how can I help people get in shape?"

Then it hit me, an idea that is so original that even I can't stop thinking about how original and awesome I am.

See, what most people don't understand is that to make the muscle work, you have to target it with weights. But what most people don't get is that the muscle can't feel the weight! The muscle doesn't "know" how much it's lifting, it just lifts it!

Now I know what you're thinking. Slow down there, this is a lot to digest, right?

As an authority, I was thinking this too. When I stopped smelling my farts for a few minutes, I thought, man, can you be more awesome than I am?

But this is just a sampling of what's to come, just you wait. Because what I've discovered is going to turn the world upside down, and it's never ever been tried once by anyone, anywhere, because I am that awesome.

Did I mention I'm awesome?

So listen up, I want you to think about this between moments of realizing how awesome I am. What happens when you lift a weight? What happens when you put a weight down? What happens when you go to the gym and exercise?

I won't fill in these answers for you since I'm an authority and already more awesome than you can hope to imagine, but I just want you to think about this revolution. And think about how lucky you are to be in the presence of someone this awesome who literally holds the secrets of all physical training.

Some of you might have figured out my secret, but you'll just have to wait until I'm done writing the next awesome segment of awesome to find out the truth!

LET THE REVOLUTION BEGIN! 

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