How Would You Like to Avoid the Biggest Mistakes in the Quest for Superior Hating and Trolling over YOUR Competitors?
Fellow Haters and Trolls,
I simply can’t stand it anymore. I’ve watched it with my own eyes, and heard about it with my own ears – thousands of times. MILLIONS of hard-working, dedicated haters are spinning their wheels with ineffective hating and guru trolling. These are haters just like YOU and those that YOU hate with. They’re experiencing mediocre results or no results when they should be improving dramatically. They’re settling for acceptable when they could be getting optimal. They’re getting banned when they should be trolling hard and making gurus stop writing articles for over-hyped websites.
The time has come for a guru hater resource that will revolutionize the way that internet trolls and haters approach this crucial time of the training year. The time has come to get to the truth. The Maximum Guru Hater Pros Manual is that truth and much, much more!
Unlike other resources out there that just provide cookie cutter advice, this breakthrough manual won’t just teach you the “what;” it’ll teach you the “who, what, when, where, how and why!” It’s not a “do this” or a “the textbook says this” guide; it’s a how-to manual that will show you step-by-step what it takes to become a superior hater faster than you ever thought possible!
| "The Maximum Guru Hater Pros Manual delivers what it says. I was able to make three gurus look like idiots in a matter of hours. This is the real deal, folks. Everybody that wants to hate on gurus should read this." LOLn00b225 Forum Troll |
Here’s a sample of what this cutting-edge manual covers:
· The difference between what an hater wants to hear and what that individual needs to hear when it comes to hating on gurus.
· Why a counterintuitive approach to trolling is the key to success.
· The introduction of the “Black Hole of Trolling,” the area in which the majority of haters and trolls go astray in their hating.
· A discussion of the wide range of factors that can limit hate, how they interact with each other, and how to enhance them so that YOU can reach all-new levels of hating!
· How effective trolling can dramatically reduce the risk of banning.
· The differences among hating, trolling, and pwnage – and how to evaluate a guru if you suspect true pwnage.
· Sample yearly trolling models for a wide variety of gurus – and a tutorial on how to divide your own hating into the early off-season, general off-season, and late off-season for optimal results.
· How to construct an ideal hating template to set the stage for an insanely productive trolling of gurus.
· The best hater tests to not only evaluate a hater’s physical state, but also gather information upon which to base trolling for YOU.
· A discussion of the Hating Continuum and how to determine where a hater exists on this continuum (this alone is worth the price of the manual and a whole lot more).
· Recommendations on how logic-dominant and insult-proficient haters should train differently than each other
· How to integrate active recovery into a trolling template so that you feel motivated to hate.
· How I added 5,000 posts to my count in a matter of months – accidentally!
· Why the general hating is the “meat and potatoes” of the trolling year, and how to make the most of it.
· How to individualize the start-up point for the late hating.
· How to use the late hating to prepare for pre-trolling without sacrificing the incredible gains YOU make in the general hating season
· What diminished rest interval trolling is, and what it means to YOU.
· How to consolidate your most taxing hating within the training week to allow for optimal performance with sufficient rest.
· The difference between open-loop and closed-loop hating – and when to use each during the training year.
· How to effectively integrate Photoshop trolling into your hating year.
· 30 Weeks of Sample Trolling – including Hating, Insults, Sarcastic Comments, and Being an Asshole!
| "LOL this The Maximum Guru Hater Pros Manual is the shit! All bros need to read this, lol it'll make u hate bettar on all teh idits u meet online i give it 5 starrs lol" BroMasterChill615 Hater |
My name is Matt. I have an advanced degree in Guru Hating with a concentration in Trolling from the #1 Ranked Graduate Program on teh intarweb. I’ve authored close to 100 articles relating to hating and trolling in some of the industry’s most respected magazines. I’ve set state, national, and world records as a forum troll. And, I’ve been an invited guest speaker all over ur internets.
None of these achievements qualifies me to write this manual, though. Rather, my expertise is derived completely from perspective:
· I’ve worked with or consulted for thousands of haters at all levels – from 13 year old AOL kiddies to the professional and Olympic ranks. I’ve seen the mistakes they commonly make, and I’ve seen how tremendous the results are when they get things right.
· I’ve spent thousands of hours “in the trenches” experimenting in my own hating to see what it took to go from an Average Joe to a World-Record holder.
· I’ve interacted with hundreds of successful haters, incessantly picking their brains to find out what really works.
· I’ve studied thousands of books, manuals, DVDs, and articles to cross-reference my “in the trenches” experience with what the scientific literature tells us.
· I was once an up-and-coming hater who never realized my potential because I simply did not know how to troll gurus properly. I have a frame of reference; years ago, I was in the same position that YOU are in right now.
I wasn’t just in a position to write this manual; I had to write this manual.
| "I had long been searching for a way to improve my game. I
kept getting banned from every site I trolled on when I would try to
flame a guru. But thanks to the advice in The Maximum Guru Hater Pros Manual, I've stepped my game back up. There was a time when I'd get banned from bodybuilding.com in a matter of minutes, but now I can slip in at least 50 posts a day, and the mods don't bother me. I highly recommend The Maximum Guru Hater Pros Manual to anybody that wants to be a hater." Anonymous Vet Trollin Ur Internets |
In addition to teaching you how to plan so that you and your haters perform at all new levels, this manual will make you an instant expert in the field! You’ll know:
· What’s right and what’s wrong with the current state of the fitness industry in young gurus.
· How to spot a phony performance enhancement coach or facility.
· Why young trolls are managing over 40 posts a day, while only a few vets at the biggest sites are even topping 35 posts!
· How to determine if a young hater is ready for specialization.
· Why a “Go Faster” troll will always triumph over a “Go Longer” troll with proper training.
· Why the hate managed on a single-post maximum attempt only tells you half the story; you’re missing some important information if the intensity of hate is the only thing you’re considering!
| "Listen, I've hated with the best of them. I remember Bill
Phillips and Joe Weider for God's sake. I've been around some quality
haters in my day, believe me. But The Maximum Guru Hater Pros Manual
tops them all, no kidding. I couldn't believe it, but the hating in
here is ingenious and top-notch. I suggest this to anybody that wants
to improve their hating, no matter how good you think you are." The Old Guy Nobody Really Listens To Retired Troll |
The fantastic information contained in this manual isn’t just particular to a certain class of trolls, either. It has tremendous value to trolls in a variety of categories:
· The Sneak
· The Flame Master
· The Brain
· The Manipulator
· The Hater
· The LOL Guy
· The Pic Spammer
· The Advertiser
· The Fake Guru
· The Hot Chick That's Really A Guy
· The Geek
· The Guy That Copies Your Name But Slightly Different
· The Whiner
· The Stalker
· The Complete Dick
· The Racist
· And many more!
I won’t beat around the bush here; The Maximum Guru Hater Pros Manual isn’t for everyone. If you’re a hater or troll who is content with mediocrity, don’t even bother. This isn’t a casual read; it’s designed for trolls and haters who can’t wait to rip the plastic wrap off the manual to find out what it takes to hate at all new levels. It’s not the random collection of ineffective tips that you get in so many products today. It’s not flavor of the week garbage that you’ll discard within days of reading it. It’s not just a book for your coffee table. The Maximum Guru Hater Pros Manual is a cohesive, no-nonsense SYSTEM designed to build ELITE intarweb trolls.
If you were a distance consulting client of mine, you’d pay $2,443 for the 30 weeks of evaluation and programming found in this manual. If I was coaching you one-on-one in-person, it would be $16,470.
From my own past, I know all too well what it’s like financially to be an up-and-coming hater or troll; I needed to find a more cost-effective way to make this information available to the haters and trolls who so desperately needed it. This manual was created with that need in mind; it’s a step-by-step approach that teaches you the very things you’d learn from hating under me for only $149 – 6% of the cost you’d pay to consult with me, and less than 1% of what you’d pay to hate with me!
That’s less than the cost of one hour of my time, and less than you’d pay for two hours with a hater almost anywhere in the United States. It’s no more expensive than the premier basketball shoes you just bought, or the hockey camp you just attended. What separates this manual from the rest? For the rest of your life, you will have a resource that will yield levels of hatin' that you never dreamed were possible. But there's more...
I have to admit; I’m a bit selfish. I love to hear reports back from haters and trolls who have made tremendous gains with my programs. And, as a hater and forum troll myself, I want high-level hatin' in all those with whom I interact; it reflects well on me, and it makes me even more passionate about what I do. And with that in mind, I want as many haters and trolls as possible to get their hands on this revolutionary trolling manual. I’ve seen these principles transform haters time and time again.
So, with that in mind, for a limited time only, I’m making this manual available for only $99 – a savings of $50! This special offer won't be around forever, so don’t delay; order The Maximum Guru Hater Pros Manual now!
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That’s $65 in savings on top of the THOUSANDS of dollars you’re saving over working with me directly. If you’re serious about achieving high-level hating, you have absolutely no reason to not act on this now!
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Yours in Hate,
Matt
www.AmpedTraining.com
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